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| Hovno | | Autor: SamMcDaimler - 30-Jan-2008 | | 1395 ľudí čítalo tento vtip. | | Muž sa dostane do lietadla a zistí, že bol posadený vedľa roztomilej blondínky.
Okamžite sa k nej otočí a urobí "prvý krok".
"Viete", hovorí, "počul som, že let lepšie ubieha, pokiaľ sa dáte do rozhovoru so spoločným pasažierom. Poďme sa teda rozprávať."
Blondína, ktorá si akurát otvorila knihu, ju pomaly zavrie a hovorí mužovi:
"O čom by ste sa chceli baviť?"
"Hmm, neviem," odpovie muž. "Čo takto nukleárna energia?"
"Ok," povie blondína. "To by mohlo byť zaujímavé. Ale najskôr mi dovoľte sa na niečo spýtať ako prvú.
"Kôň, krava aj jeleň žerú to isté - trávu. Ale jeleň vylúči malé guličky, krava ploskú palacinku a kôň rožok ze suchých hoven. Prečo si myslíte, že to tak je?"
Muž je ohromený. Až nakoniec odpovie, "Nemám najmenšie tušenie."
"Tak mi povedzte," odvetí blondína, "Ako je možné, že sa cítite kvalifikovaným pre diskusiu o nukleárnej energii, keď nepoznáte ani hovno?" |  Vytlačiť vtip | Pridať komentár |  Poslať priateľovi vtip mailom |
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